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Morning all.

I am officially back at work today!

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32 minutes ago, Hurst said:

Logged onto BF1 only to find my Fedarov Trench has been reset what the sh*t.

What the hell does that mean?

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47 minutes ago, JuniorChubb said:

What the hell does that mean?

The best medic gun I unlocked is now locked again. I have to get 50 kills with the Cei Rigotti again. 

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9 hours ago, Hurst said:

The best medic gun I unlocked is now locked again. I have to get 50 kills with the Cei Rigotti again. 

Should take you half an hour

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Afternoon Ballbags. Couldn't sleep last night due to tooth ache so watched many videos about taking cool videos on your mobile, so threw this together quickly. Not perfect, but I like it. Went on another walk today, and got loads more video to play with so will have another try.

 

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Was good to be back for the night, even if I was literally thrown under a train *cough* dave 😂😂

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No, I didn't misspell Salad 

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2 minutes ago, Aslad said:

Was good to be back for the night, even if I was literally thrown under a train *cough* dave 😂😂

Nice to have you back, hopefully @SkyeDave will have some video editor clear his name.

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12 minutes ago, JuniorChubb said:

Nice to have you back, hopefully @SkyeDave will have some video editor clear his name.

@SkyeDave doesn't need his name clearing, he's a scumbag, an actually real life scumbag, wiping me out like polio. Claiming "he couldn't help it" and "I wasn't touching the floor".

Scum bag, utter scummy bag, like a cost cutter bag with mouldy beer in the bottom, proper scummy. 

 

 

 

Dave, pm me, I need to send you your present. 

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18 minutes ago, JuniorChubb said:

Nice to have you back, hopefully @SkyeDave will have some video editor clear his name.

It was a total accident @Aslad and here's the proof.

 

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2 minutes ago, CatManDoza said:

@SkyeDave doesn't need his name clearing, he's a scumbag, an actually real life scumbag, wiping me out like polio. Claiming "he couldn't help it" and "I wasn't touching the floor".

Scum bag, utter scummy bag, like a cost cutter bag with mouldy beer in the bottom, proper scummy. 

 

 

 

Dave, pm me, I need to send you your present. 

I wholeheartedly agree with you @CatManDoza

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6 minutes ago, SkyeDave said:

And as for you @CatManDozaI'm assuming your nose is out of joint because of this little two wheeled indiscretion.... @Spinnaker1981and @JuniorChubb gor caught up in the fall out too.....

 

OK, I retract 50% of my previous statement, not much could be done about that

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2 minutes ago, CatManDoza said:

OK, I retract 50% of my previous statement, not much could be done about that

Yeah, and I cut the clip short just before you see me pulling over and waiting for you.  Even though it looks like I'm just wheelspinning off into the distance chuckling.  Honest.  Those two minor racing incidents aside it was an excellent night @JuniorChubb.  Thanks for putting it all together, really enjoyed it.

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2 hours ago, SkyeDave said:

And as for you @CatManDozaI'm assuming your nose is out of joint because of this little two wheeled indiscretion.... @Spinnaker1981and @JuniorChubb gor caught up in the fall out too.....

 

Not me you didn´t! I went through the righ there... I was in a Red Coquete... 😛

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I was trying to get my Fedarov back yesterday.

1) I’m so sh*t at BF1 (cod is too easy)

2) The game isn’t recording my kills. I managed to get a few in a game of conquest but nothing. Ffs. 

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2 hours ago, Hurst said:

I was trying to get my Fedarov back yesterday.

1) I’m so sh*t at BF1 (cod is too easy)

2) The game isn’t recording my kills. I managed to get a few in a game of conquest but nothing. Ffs. 

It would be better if you were trying to get back to us yesterday 😂

 

Cheers all and especially @JuniorChubb for the good old fun.

 

Still dying when thinking about @SkyeDave's follow-up joke 'what has two sides?'...Mulders face 😂😂😂

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32 minutes ago, Paulie said:

 

Still dying when thinking about @SkyeDave's follow-up joke 'what has two sides?'...Mulders face 😂😂😂

Ahhh sh*t that was comical. Mr dave was indeed on from last night

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3 minutes ago, mulder said:

I’m glad you all found it so amusing. I shall be making a note of this. b*stards. 😁

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Just tuning in to the PS5 launch thingy... anyone else?

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Just now, JuniorChubb said:

Just tuning in to the PS5 launch thingy... anyone else?

I'd forgotten about it but yes I will, something to watch in bed

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@JuniorChubb give me some keynotes in the morning I turned off after the gta announcement. Are they having a laugh? Another gta5 rehash

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