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2 minutes ago, Hurst said:

But daaaad! Salad started it.

You bellend... just behave or I’ll call your mother!

Can you smell what the Stone is cooking?

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19 minutes ago, Hurst said:

But daaaad! Salad started it.

Was literally about to post this

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42 minutes ago, Hurst said:

But daaaad! Salad started it.

Sorry Mr "I belong in a foxhunt with a range rover that has a drinks cabinet" Hurst 😉

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No, I didn't misspell Salad 

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The Insta reveals were classics...

Hurst looks exactly what he sounds like, Salad has lost the plot and is in a s*xual relationship with his Cora, I am not what Salad expected and Catman needs a better username apparently.

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1 hour ago, JuniorChubb said:

The Insta reveals were classics...

Hurst looks exactly what he sounds like, Salad has lost the plot and is in a s*xual relationship with his Cora, I am not what Salad expected and Catman needs a better username apparently.

What can I say, Greg and I have a special bond 😉

 

In my defence, in terms of car Instagrams you'll find mine is actually quite mild lmao there are some right belters on there, I just hopped on the bandwagon with the cringiness

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No, I didn't misspell Salad 

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@Aslad I can imagine, I have a friend who has one for her dog...

Also guys and gals we have just hit page 100.

I am not one who usually keeps track of these things but seeing as it is a sort of milestone I wanted to say thanks to everyone for keeping our section of the forum busy and lively.

pun thank you GIF by chuber channel

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2 hours ago, Aslad said:

Sorry Mr "I belong in a foxhunt with a range rover that has a drinks cabinet" Hurst 😉

Funny thing is that my mum learnt to drive in a Range Rover... I don’t have a drinks cabinet but I want one and f*ck fox hunting. Wankers.

Funniest Wednesday meet up in a long while, so funny.

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I'm still chuckling at "whoever pulls me off her will be crowned King of England" 

You gonna unblock me or what salad? I won't take the p*ss, I actually like your photo skills 

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Just now, CatManDoza said:

I'm still chuckling at "whoever pulls me off her will be crowned King of England" 

You gonna unblock me or what salad? I won't take the p*ss, I actually like your photo skills 

I still didn’t understand what G said...

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34 minutes ago, Hurst said:

I still didn’t understand what G said...

Ports-Mouth

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1 hour ago, Hurst said:

I still didn’t understand what G said...

something about biverwhacking up her colon

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1 hour ago, CatManDoza said:

I'm still chuckling at "whoever pulls me off her will be crowned King of England" 

You gonna unblock me or what salad? I won't take the p*ss, I actually like your photo skills 

i did unblock you all lol, you just have to refollow

No, I didn't misspell Salad 

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2 minutes ago, Hurst said:

That doesn’t paint a nice picture at all. 

The term 'Biverwhacking' is derived from the original meaning of 'building a wooden hut from natural resources'.

you're right it doesn't

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Bivouacking, as in to set up camp. 

 

You know how I bought my new trolley jack for at the farm, it appears putting my dads one back into the car so I could drop it off has given me a hernia. Happy days!

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1 hour ago, JuniorChubb said:

On CoD with Sir Hurst of the Wax Clan if anyone else is hopping on...

The wife's chicken fajitas were more enticing I'm afraid

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3 hours ago, Hurst said:

Is that a euphemism?

For once no, just lovely chill and honey chicken goodness 

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Morning numpties 😊

Fortnite Friday tonight!

If you don’t play the game much it’s an ideal way to play without being overwhelmed by public lobby sweats.

We also have a ‘no building’ island to try out later too.

Even @doubleg213 is coming along tonight, providing he has time to sit and watch his download from start to finish.

Hope to see you there!

 

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Fortnite Friday? Laaaaame! 

DubG is really getting this game? Oh dear, let us salute our fallen comrade.

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1 hour ago, Hurst said:

Fortnite Friday? Laaaaame! 

DubG is really getting this game? Oh dear, let us salute our fallen comrade.

saluting tv show GIF by Star Wars

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