revbouncer 1,431 Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 After much consideration, I have come to the conclusion, that DC is NOT God.... HE created GOD! 2 Quote Rev's Races Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge 7,248 Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Ha. It has moves to Bill brasky jokes! Love it. DavidCore89 once punched a hole In a cow, just to see what was on the other side. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssracingn2 935 Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 After much consideration, I have come to the conclusion, that DC is NOT God.... HE created GOD! Well said rev. Quote http://www.gta-stats.com/player/image/medium_1.units_0.platI_1.plat_2/custom.stats_races_ratio.stats_dm_ratio.crime_kills_players_headshots.crime_kdr_players.other_vehicles_speed/ssracingn2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handcuff_charlie 801 Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Colds get a DavidCore89 1 Quote "handcuff, should I join XDBX?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,103 Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 DC is just a posting whore, he hit the 2,000 posts mark today 3 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,103 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 I am confused though, what verse in the bible says "thou shalt be bald, covered in tats and race like his ass is on fire"? 2 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssracingn2 935 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 That's davidcore89 verse 3:15. It was in the original bible but lost in translation. Just found it underground in Bethlehem. 3 Quote http://www.gta-stats.com/player/image/medium_1.units_0.platI_1.plat_2/custom.stats_races_ratio.stats_dm_ratio.crime_kills_players_headshots.crime_kdr_players.other_vehicles_speed/ssracingn2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge 7,248 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 (edited) I heard its going in the DC89 Testament as "Knuckle Crunch 3:16" Since the creation of DavidCore89, the New Testament is obsolete. Everyone has seen Dogma, with the Buddy Christ? Now its DC89 Crunching his Knuckles while simultaneously giving you "The Bird"Nice DC89. Edited June 19, 2014 by dodgeservice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,103 Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 I seen the stock market was up the other day, I think it is due to DC89 figurines being bought as last minute Xmas gifts put a huge surge of cash into the economy. (If you are a newer member, this is the topic to read so you know what you are dealing with) 2 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeymorScagneti 1,274 Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 I've already realized DC is The Dream Crusher. Feel good about yourself after a TDM with your 11 kills 4 deaths....look up and see The Dream Crusher went 24 and 3 or something absurd like that. I'm also pretty damn sure he can make his bullets curve around objects and kill you with 1 shot too. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronny 1,061 Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 LMAO!! The rumours says: When ever there's Lightning and Thunder it's just DC hitting his Breaks. And whenever there's a Hurricane it's just DC taking an extra lap around a roundabout! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lann 10,838 Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 (edited) I caught up with DC in my Dominator the other day during a race in Mattys PL. I think he had stopped to take a leak. Instead of just using his driving skills he used his mind power and the order was restored within seconds (me, my adrenaline and my dominator crashed of the road). Edited December 26, 2014 by Lann3 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,103 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 If Davidcore was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume 4 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 745 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 A pat on the back from DC would probably kill you instantly as he combat rolls away. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,103 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 He once caught the Loch Ness Monster….with a cane pole, but threw it back 2 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailbox_Bomber 182 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 David once skipped a pond across a rock 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottyB 2,086 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 (edited) Some say he is just driving through white space waiting for the buildings to load. He then upgraded to ps4 which still hasn't helped.. Some say he recently lost a race causing PSN to shut down. The effects could also be felt on Xbox... Edited December 27, 2014 by ScottyB88 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamnedBrotherhood 12 Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Lol I enjoyed reading this thread. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronin 596 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 DC's headphones stop working. DC gets angry. Total R* server meltdown. True story ... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,103 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Jesus wears a bracelet asking what would DC do? 1 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge 7,248 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Ha ha. I couldnt find this earlier... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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