Pb76 3,951 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Some say davidcore89 invented time...... 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge 7,248 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 (edited) Now I knew DavidCore invented the Slipstream. I had no idea about this time thing. I did know that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from DavidCore89. Edited March 14, 2014 by dodgeservice 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCore89 7,402 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Now I knew DavidCore invented the Slipstream. I had no idea about this thing. I did know that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from DavidCore89. Haha this is awesome, I wish he had picked up my calls I had some important news 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyM 98 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 i heard davidcore89 never calls the wrong number, you just answer the wrong phone.... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge 7,248 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 When you put DavidCore89 into your GPS, he's always right in front you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyM 98 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 i heard davidcore89 can do a wheelie on a unicycle 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCore89 7,402 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssracingn2 935 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 When you put DavidCore89 into your GPS, he's always right in front you. Just tried that it said he was 6.5 miles ahead and I couldn't catch up. 4 Quote http://www.gta-stats.com/player/image/medium_1.units_0.platI_1.plat_2/custom.stats_races_ratio.stats_dm_ratio.crime_kills_players_headshots.crime_kdr_players.other_vehicles_speed/ssracingn2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssracingn2 935 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 i heard davidcore89 can do a wheelie on a unicycle Not a rumor I heard that is on YouTube. 2 Quote http://www.gta-stats.com/player/image/medium_1.units_0.platI_1.plat_2/custom.stats_races_ratio.stats_dm_ratio.crime_kills_players_headshots.crime_kdr_players.other_vehicles_speed/ssracingn2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge 7,248 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 i heard davidcore89 can do a wheelie on a unicycle Oh that's a riot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge 7,248 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 I heard there is no ctrl button on DavidCore's keyboard. Because nobody controls DavidCore89. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,103 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Sound like a Dos Equis commercial here..... He doesn't always play with his figurines, but when he does the dust comes off the headboard. Who is he? DavidCore89, the most interesting man in the world. 4 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCore89 7,402 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Some of the funniest sh*t I've ever read 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyM 98 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 some say that nobody ever placed a bounty on Davidcore89, they just gave him money.... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,103 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 I think I may need to open another forum just to hold the DavidCore jokes. I heard davidcore is so fast when he has sex he is done before he started. 8 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge 7,248 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 I heard when DavidCore has sex time stops and angels start as singing. Wait, that sounds gay. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCore89 7,402 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 How do you lot come up with this stuff? A few comedians among us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyM 98 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 i've heard that DavidCore89 won gold, silver and bronze in the crew challenge..... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssracingn2 935 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I think I may need to open another forum just to hold the DavidCore jokes. I heard davidcore is so fast when he has sex he is done before he started.[/quote Sorry for this but that's what she said ] Quote http://www.gta-stats.com/player/image/medium_1.units_0.platI_1.plat_2/custom.stats_races_ratio.stats_dm_ratio.crime_kills_players_headshots.crime_kdr_players.other_vehicles_speed/ssracingn2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge 7,248 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 DavidCore89 CAN believe it's not butter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LN-MLB 2,583 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 + = DavidCore89? 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssracingn2 935 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Good shit LN-MLB Quote http://www.gta-stats.com/player/image/medium_1.units_0.platI_1.plat_2/custom.stats_races_ratio.stats_dm_ratio.crime_kills_players_headshots.crime_kdr_players.other_vehicles_speed/ssracingn2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LN-MLB 2,583 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 When you shoot DavidCore89, the bullets apologize because DavidCore89 ain't got time to bleed. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb76 3,951 Posted March 15, 2014 Author Share Posted March 15, 2014 An anagram of davidcore....... Decor diva. Top driver, even better interior designer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb76 3,951 Posted March 15, 2014 Author Share Posted March 15, 2014 Another one is 'DIVORCE DA' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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