MightyM 98 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 When you shoot DavidCore89, the bullets apologize because DavidCore89 ain't got time to bleed. i heard DavidCore doesn't bleed, he just sweats blood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LN-MLB 2,583 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 An anagram of davidcore....... Decor diva. Top driver, even better interior designer. Voided Car - the status of your vehicle when you race against DavidCore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb76 3,951 Posted March 15, 2014 Author Share Posted March 15, 2014 Voided Car - the status of your vehicle when you race against DavidCore. Raced void, the only chance you have of winning is if he did. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb76 3,951 Posted March 15, 2014 Author Share Posted March 15, 2014 Carved Dio, a reference to the sculpture he did of the 80's metal band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fido_le_muet 5,197 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 It is said that only a supersonic jet can beat DavidCore in a land race. Oh, wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb76 3,951 Posted March 15, 2014 Author Share Posted March 15, 2014 Some people claim they can walk on water. Davidcore can swim through land. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guygamer1 73 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 DavidCore89 is so invincible, that people don't even attempt to kill him in any lobby he is in. They simply decide to take the easy way out themselves as a sign of respect to his pure awesomeness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb76 3,951 Posted March 15, 2014 Author Share Posted March 15, 2014 They've started calling it 'davidcore mode' rather than 'god mode' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guygamer1 73 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 DavidCore know's and see's everything. If you go to his apartment, he can give everyone endless amounts of wine, from a bottle that never seems to finish. DavidCore is able to bring back the dead and make them respawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb76 3,951 Posted March 15, 2014 Author Share Posted March 15, 2014 I've heard if you beat him in a race, the world ends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guygamer1 73 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Some say, he is the bringer of death, some say he can win a race just by being there and not even moving. Some even say that he is god. But we call him the Stig - I mean DavidCore89. I've heard if you beat him in a race, the world ends. I heard that too. He smites the world with 40 days and 40 nights of rain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb76 3,951 Posted March 15, 2014 Author Share Posted March 15, 2014 He rotates the earth with the wheels of his jester 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guygamer1 73 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 He spins it off his axis when he accelerates! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCore89 7,402 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 lol I can't believe this got it's own thread. Some wicked stuff in here though, but reading anagrams before 10:00AM make my brain hurt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb76 3,951 Posted March 15, 2014 Author Share Posted March 15, 2014 His dictionary does not contain the words defeat, impossible, failure and mushroom 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guygamer1 73 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Some say that he is the love child from a secret affair of the Arnie and Stallone. Some say that he has bigger penis than Ron Jeremy and he can beat people to death with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb76 3,951 Posted March 15, 2014 Author Share Posted March 15, 2014 He can impregnate just by winking 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb76 3,951 Posted March 15, 2014 Author Share Posted March 15, 2014 Mere mortals refer to him as 'the core' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guygamer1 73 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 He has this gravitational pull. His core is magnetic. He urinate's lightning bolts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb76 3,951 Posted March 15, 2014 Author Share Posted March 15, 2014 He invented shoes, glass and curly hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guygamer1 73 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 He invented the orgasm. He invented the 'Harlem shake.' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb76 3,951 Posted March 15, 2014 Author Share Posted March 15, 2014 And the Harlem Shake orgasm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guygamer1 73 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I heard he sank the Titanic and single handedly defeated the Nazi's. And the Harlem Shake orgasm This! Some say he IS the Xfactor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb76 3,951 Posted March 15, 2014 Author Share Posted March 15, 2014 I heard he sank the Titanic and single handedly defeated the Nazi's. This! Some say he IS the Xfactor. Simon cowell wanted to call it 'the core factor' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guygamer1 73 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 DavidCore is Simon Cowell's babie's bio dad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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