JustHatched 12,103 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Fukers!!! I can't be laughing this hard 20 minutes after waking up. Did you know THE CORE made a deal with the devil, yup, after his 1,000 win the devil owes THE CORE a soul. 2 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCore89 7,402 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Nice, I collect souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,103 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 They just announced it on the news, scientists have discovered what caused the big bang, davidcore wrecked in a race, we he respawned a new universe spawned with him. 5 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyM 98 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 some say davidcore was playing GTAO before the internet was invented... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCore89 7,402 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I'm gonna be laughing hard every time I enter this thread 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,103 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I heard he invented the internet and told sony how to make the PS so he could murder other people in GTAO 6 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssracingn2 935 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Do you know what is faster than the speed of light? Davidcore89 on a faggio. 4 Quote http://www.gta-stats.com/player/image/medium_1.units_0.platI_1.plat_2/custom.stats_races_ratio.stats_dm_ratio.crime_kills_players_headshots.crime_kdr_players.other_vehicles_speed/ssracingn2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guygamer1 73 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Apparently there are ancient caveman drawing's depicting a bold man with a jerry can and a handgun showing them how to make fire. It is believed widely in archaeological circle's to be that of a one Davidcore89. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guygamer1 73 Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 /Threadkiller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb76 3,951 Posted March 17, 2014 Author Share Posted March 17, 2014 TL:DR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge 7,248 Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 DC89 once went to Mars, Thats why there are no signs of life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCore89 7,402 Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Lol It's still going, I missed the last few posts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guygamer1 73 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 I heard that DC89 built the Pyramids single handedly! I also heard it was he who really shot JR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matusware 608 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 *looks at topic and starts humming* "under this sky wind blows like nowhere else, and little human prays, but the prayer is just a mumble on the wind, no one cant hear it, and if someday we find a god, he will not see me as his child, he will not recognise me as his image" -Finnish Song Kotiteollisuus - Under The Sky (poor translation) so someone made deal with devil, good thing im soulless creature *sinister laugh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guygamer1 73 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 *looks at topic and starts humming* "under this sky wind blows like nowhere else, and little human prays, but the prayer is just a mumble on the wind, no one cant hear it, and if someday we find a god, he will not see me as his child, he will not recognise me as his image" -Finnish Song Kotiteollisuus - Under The Sky (poor translation) so someone made deal with devil, good thing im soulless creature *sinister laugh* Inb4offtopic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rofur 209 Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Lol can't believe I only just found this thread! Some say DavidCore is a hellbent cyborg sent back in time to destroy the human race one DM at a time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fido_le_muet 5,197 Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Lol can't believe I only just found this thread! Some say DavidCore is a hellbent cyborg sent back in time to destroy the human race one DM at a time. Wrong! That would be impossible since DavidCore is the embodiment of time itself! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rofur 209 Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 I'll show myself out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilves87 2 Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 What u guys smoking lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muskidinho04 37 Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 once a black mamba bit davidcore, 3 days later the black mamba diedDavidcore uses a night light. Not because Davidcore is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Davidcore 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guygamer1 73 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 In Homage to the core, I have changed my Avatar. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCore89 7,402 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 In Homage to the core, I have changed my Avatar. Lol that's good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guygamer1 73 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Why thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullittblitz 148 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 If he bleeds, I will shoot at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge 7,248 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Huh. What color is DC89 blood? See that a trick question. DC89 doesn't bleed. And when you shoot DC89, the bullet actually feels the pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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