JustHatched 12,103 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 DO you know a quote that is funny, serious or just suits the day? Post it. "Confidence sells -- people believe in those who believe in themselves. No one wants to be stuck in a room with other people who feel like they don't deserve to be there. Stop wondering if you're good enough. Know you are, and start acting like it."-- Simon Black 5 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumdig 957 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, I told them they didn't understand life. - John Lennon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCore89 7,402 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life. Muhammad Ali. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,103 Posted July 17, 2014 Author Share Posted July 17, 2014 "Life is like a dog sled team, if you are not the lead dog the scenery never changes" - Unknown 1 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumdig 957 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielle 3,007 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 "It's not having what you want, it's wanting what you've got." In Sheryl Crow's 'soak up the sun' always loved this quote 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortround 1,160 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 "Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope." —Freewheelin' Franklin (Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssracingn2 935 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain 1 Quote http://www.gta-stats.com/player/image/medium_1.units_0.platI_1.plat_2/custom.stats_races_ratio.stats_dm_ratio.crime_kills_players_headshots.crime_kdr_players.other_vehicles_speed/ssracingn2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey 1,680 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 (edited) A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. Ingrid Bergman Edited July 17, 2014 by Casey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge 7,248 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Get Some - Dodgeservice 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey 1,680 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Measure twice, cut once. My Dad (wish he was still around to hear that again) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_Bear 200 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 "Are you going to eat that? Or have you eaten it already?" ~ Me, 1974. Cross Channel Ferry (School Trip to Holland), rough seas and seasick compatriots contemplating a bowl of cold porridge and other unidentifiable foods. I didn't make many friends that day. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielle 3,007 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 lmao :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G37 3,444 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 I gotta throw this up, it's been in my signature here and GTAF forever. It's from a fantastic movie and if anyone ever fancies a well done flick, check out The Place Between The Pines. Believe this was also the last movie Roger Ebert reviewed before he died. "If you ride like lightning, you're gonna crash like thunder." 1 Quote "If you ride like lightning, you're gonna crash like thunder." - The Place Between The Pines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LN-MLB 2,583 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 "The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin." - Mark Twain 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronny 1,061 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 "I only run if my life depends on it, This morning I had to run to the liquor store" - RO9M The story of my dad, but that's a whole different story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matusware 608 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 "Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon." -Terry Pratchett *half screaming to the mic. right before crashing titan to crew killers head* "Im A God Of Hellfire And I Bring You.. TITAN!!" -Matusware 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid_Foxx 36 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 I gotta throw this up, it's been in my signature here and GTAF forever. It's from a fantastic movie and if anyone ever fancies a well done flick, check out The Place Between The Pines. Believe this was also the last movie Roger Ebert reviewed before he died. "If you ride like lightning, you're gonna crash like thunder." ^^ I saw that, great movie. Here's one, fitting just before I log on to GTA this morning ... "I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way." - Mr. Pink, Reservoir Dogs 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,103 Posted July 21, 2014 Author Share Posted July 21, 2014 A bikini is like a barbedwire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view. 4 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newyork-nightmare 698 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 I said "no" to drugs, they didn't listen. Quote "You have enemies? good, that means you stood up for something in your life" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey 1,680 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Speak only if it improves upon the silence. Gandhi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,103 Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share Posted July 23, 2014 “The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets, I’d be OK. ” - Jarod Kintz Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matusware 608 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 “DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.”-Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter “There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.”-Terry Pratchett 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,103 Posted August 3, 2014 Author Share Posted August 3, 2014 "I said I'm crazy ma, help me. She said I know how you feel son, cuz it runs in the family" - WASP Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,103 Posted August 11, 2014 Author Share Posted August 11, 2014 "I have so much chaos in my life, it's become normal. You become used to it. You have to just relax, calm down, take a deep breath and try to see how you can make things work rather than complain about how they're wrong." 1 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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