JustHatched 12,103 Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Back in my wild drinking days and running around with idiots I once seen a guy get paid a 5 dollar bill to make himself vomit and eat the vomit... Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiteford99 146 Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Saw a guy beheading corpses during the Gulf war, lining them up on the side of the road. Yes I detained him for the MP's to haul away, sick bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandyRotten 161 Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Whiteford99 said: Saw a guy beheading corpses during the Gulf war, lining them up on the side of the road. Yes I detained him for the MP's to haul away, sick bastard. Jesus, my story was just about a bloke walking up a street having a piss. I think you win Quote Quote "It doesn't matter how you find the pot of gold B to the Rian, all that matters is you beat the leprechauns" - Stewie Griffin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCore89 7,402 Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 I once saw someone drink a pint of their own vomit in order to earn a free pint of Guinness. Slightly tops the time I made my friend eat a slug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BryannosaurusRex 1,173 Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 8 hours ago, DavidCore89 said: I once saw someone drink a pint of their own vomit in order to earn a free pint of Guinness. Slightly tops the time I made my friend eat a slug. The pint of vomit probably tasted better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrel 5,180 Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Guiness is lovely Bry. Can't say that about it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinister 2,578 Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 A former boss once ate a Burger King Cheeseburger.......the day after he bought it.......and left it on the front seat of his truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrel 5,180 Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 24 minutes ago, Sinister said: A former boss once ate a Burger King Cheeseburger.......the day after he bought it.......and left it on the front seat of his truck. What's wrong with that? Many a time I've bought a Maccy D's while drunk and its been the best option for food the next day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinister 2,578 Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 A burger sitting outside in a vehicle for over 24 hours is not now or ever my first choice of food. Maybe if I were homeless would i risk the food poisoning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCore89 7,402 Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 (edited) I wouldn't do it for a standard cheeseburger, no way, but a Whopper is a totally different story It's not unusual in the UK for people to eat fast food the following day. If someone told me they were eating a pizza from the night before I wouldn't think it was strange, but it's not my kinda thing, I'm too fussy. Edited June 29, 2016 by DavidCore89 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinister 2,578 Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 If it was kept in a refrigerator or something I would eat away, even though fast food doesn't make a good leftover. Sitting out in the heat of summer though, no thanks, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lIIlCompleXlIIl 563 Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 (edited) IF it was kept out on my table, or in the fridge. We here in USA eat leftover fast food also. And day old pizza is sometimes better then fresh. BUT, there's no way im eating a burger that sat out in the direct sunlight, in a vehicle for 24 hours, and DEFINITELY not a whopper, that mayo would go bad quick, fast, and in a hurry. lol Grosses thing ive ever seen.... hmm, would have to be a buddy of mine eating maggots straight out the bottom of a trash can, all on a dare. Handful of squiggly maggots, chewed em up, down the hatch. Sick. ~EDIT~ By the way, my stomach is pretty strong. SEEING someone else get sick, and maggots, are my two things. Just seeing a maggot makes me almost up-chuck. Gross little buggers. Edited June 29, 2016 by lIIlCompleXlIIl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zmurko 7,622 Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 There's so many Es and other artifical stuff including all kinds of perservatives in fast food that you could leave it in the sun for days and it probably wouldnt go bad. Quote S U N D A Y R A C I N G L E A G U E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prodigy_Rocks_ 231 Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 (edited) 3 hours ago, zmurko said: There's so many Es and other artifical stuff including all kinds of perservatives in fast food that you could leave it in the sun for days and it probably wouldnt go bad. Pink slime (filler). Edited June 30, 2016 by Prodigy_Rocks_ Quote A quadratic function can be written in vertex form: f(x) = a( x-h )^2 + k *^2 means squared* The vertex form is helpful because it tells you the location of the vertex (h,k); (x,y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jjss924 576 Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 I watched a guy at work sling grease waste into his eyes, mouth, and nose. I had to hold the cooler over his head so he could rinse it out. Trap was about 60 years old at a school in Dallas. The grease was like a black slime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,103 Posted July 2, 2016 Author Share Posted July 2, 2016 On 6/29/2016 at 5:09 PM, Sinister said: A burger sitting outside in a vehicle for over 24 hours is not now or ever my first choice of food. Maybe if I were homeless would i risk the food poisoning. Not my first choice either but I have done this, a few times actually. Wake up somewhere after a night of drinking, hungry and realize there is food in the seat or on the dash and not really remember getting it. Might have vomited later but not sure if that was cuz of the booze or burger or combination of both, Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Con 5,703 Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 (edited) When I was thirteen I saw a man using a circular saw get his thumb sliced off and his four other fingers cut to the bone and only attached and dangling by sinews. I was sprayed with his blood as he turned in my direction when he realized what had happened. He was feeding 2x4s into the saw and someone yelled out to him and naturally, he looked up and the saw pulled the wood with his hand on it. It happened so fast. We then looked for his thumb with ziplocks with ice cubes as instructed by the paramedics. crazy shit. Needless to say at the age of thirteen I decided I was never going to be a carpenter or handy man or mechanic. It's no wonder my only real fear on earth is dismemberment. Any activity that poses a danger to my hands or limbs, I'm out of. Edited July 23, 2016 by ConGamePro Quote RSC FILM CLUB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrel 5,180 Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 When I was a teenager on holiday, I was with a group of girls and a couple of them decided to do some rock climbing. One of them slipped and fell and landed badly on the rocks. Her foot was fully dislocated from her ankle. Will never forget those screams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinister 2,578 Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 23 years as a mechanic and I still have all my limbs. Have to pay attention to the job at hand, i'm great at ignoring people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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