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Check out Kevin Bloody Wilsons website and search for the song "You can't say C*NT in Canada" It's hilarious but prolly banned from youtube.

This is pretty funny too :)

 

the Canadian Govt told him a word he couldn't say on stage in their country... This is hilaruious :D

 

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Still no good here though @Hatch :( Can you delete the post above Defaults, 2 posts up? That might help. I can only hide it. If I do that I don't know if I can unhide it if needed?

Scratch that It's gone or I already hid it. I'm getting cofused lol

Now I've posted in the thread it seems to be fixed. You can delete this comment if you want. 

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I heard an Aussie comedian in a bar in downtown Honolulu play this song in the mid 80s. It could very well have been the guy above.

The Mayors Daughter

 

 

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I only grow in living soil!
Because Fat Buds Matter!

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Three friends married women from different parts of the world....

The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.....

The second man married a Philippino girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.....

The third man married a girl from Australia. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates.....

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1 hour ago, revbouncer said:

Three friends married women from different parts of the world....

The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.....

The second man married a Philippino girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.....

The third man married a girl from Australia. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates.....

I Just can't stop laughing xD

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2 hours ago, revbouncer said:

Three friends married women from different parts of the world....

The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.....

The second man married a Philippino girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.....

The third man married a girl from Australia. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates.....

Whew! No hot coffee out my nose! I took a sip at the Filipino girl!

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Most of this should make sense to those not so familiar with aussie land but im sure some will go right over the head.  (sorry if this has been posted already, i didnt come across it)

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