JustHatched 12,103 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Based on the Complaint Dept. thread we might be able to have a go at this, but for LN to claim the throne this thread will need to out do DC's god thread http://www.domesticbatterygta.com/topic/233-davidcore89-god/ 2 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truelife98 1,143 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 If you try to shoot LN he'll just blow the bullet back at you. At twice the speed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truelife98 1,143 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 LN Once threw a grenade killing 10 people. And then it exploded 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omarcomin71 3,842 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 There used to be a street named after LN, but it was changed because nobody crosses LN and lives. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge 7,248 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Now we need to get the posts from my thread into this one with out messing up the timeline... Death once had a Near-LN experience, but its OK now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja 719 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 LN once walked into area 51, bought a Snapple and walked out. No one dared to move Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skorpion 2,499 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 (edited) You guys act like killing LN is hard or something. I pistol whipped the shit out of him on Sunday night. Numerous times. Did Dodge just say that LN have God status? If things get to crazy in this thread I do have a video of me and Scotty killing LN two times in a row a few hours ago. Hes not really being killed, hes just giving us hope. Edited October 7, 2015 by Skorpion 3 Quote THE SKORPION PITMy Created Content Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja 719 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 The reason why you never see me (a ninja) around is because i'm/(the ninja's) are hiding for LN. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truelife98 1,143 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 The last thing you hear after seeing LN in a deathmatch will Never be known because dead men and women don't talk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewy 612 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 There is a Thread where we refer to DC89 with Chuck Norris type quotes and he got GTA God Status. This seemed to be headed that way for LN... LN could probably make you pregnant via GTA. That's pretty god-like. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skorpion 2,499 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 LN could probably make you pregnant via GTA. That's pretty god-like. Thats a specific "you", not a generalised 'you' 1 Quote THE SKORPION PITMy Created Content Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewy 612 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Thats a specific "you", not a generalised 'you' I thought I'd just eaten too many donuts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LN-MLB 2,583 Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Haha, thanks! You guys are hilarious. I don't know that I can compete with the Welsh God of Racing (DC) as I'm still hit or miss in that department, but I'd be honored as a demi-god of TDMs for the time being. Haha, I really don't know though. Apparently I'm hard to kill, but I get impatient and want to go after people/action, so that's perhaps my biggest downfall. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja 719 Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Haha, thanks! You guys are hilarious. I don't know that I can compete with the Welsh God of Racing (DC) as I'm still hit or miss in that department, but I'd be honored as a demi-god of TDMs for the time being. Haha, I really don't know though. Apparently I'm hard to kill, but I get impatient and want to go after people/action, so that's perhaps my biggest downfall. Well to be honest i think i have only played 1/2 tdm against you haha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lIIlCompleXlIIl 563 Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 LN is so fast, (HOW FAST IS HE?) LN is so fast - He can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head! My favorite Chuckism in the style of LN is.... (drumroll) The boogeyman checks under his bed and in his closet for LN before he goes to sleep. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eseweirdo310 4 Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 LN is Steve Hawkins mentor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beez 5,091 Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 LN once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omarcomin71 3,842 Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 LN will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't foolish enough to attack him. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eseweirdo310 4 Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Everytime LN Spits a rose instantly grows on that spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beez 5,091 Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 (edited) LN was in all 6 Star Wars movies... as The Force. Edited October 9, 2015 by Beez 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lIIlCompleXlIIl 563 Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 LN once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. Ahah! This one +1 lol. LN can UNscramble eggs. (Another favorite) LN once flushed a condom... Three weeks later the Ninja Turtles were born 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eseweirdo310 4 Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 LN once went Skinny Dipping with Mitchell Obama and Hillary Clinton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewy 612 Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 (edited) Despite claims to the contrary from MC Hammer, LN can most certainly "touch this". Edited October 10, 2015 by Chewy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omarcomin71 3,842 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 If LN was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicolabellamy77 441 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 LN once kicked a horse in the chin, its descendants are now known as giraffes 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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