Pb76 3,951 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Was it something your parents told you to make you behave? Something your mates told you as a joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinnaker1981 974 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Carrots made your eyes look pretty... maybe that was the "dumbest". The thing is, even if it doesn´t really make your eyes prettier, it does help when it come to "old age" cellular degeneration, so they do help you, just not the way they tell you they do... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Con 5,703 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 The God Concept. Ghost story about the woman with half a horse face that will kill you if you run into her after 2am. 1 Quote RSC FILM CLUB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinister 2,578 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 That once I was an adult life would be awesome because I do what I wanted, when I wanted. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Con 5,703 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 59 minutes ago, Sinister said: That once I was an adult life would be awesome because I do what I wanted, when I wanted. I can do whatever I want, when I want to.........................but first I have to divorce. 1 3 Quote RSC FILM CLUB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jjss924 576 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 A kid gave me a magic rock when I was about 4 or 5. Wish I could find it now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Con 5,703 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 (edited) Cannabis killing brain cells and decreasing general health. Used to have a babysitter that used to warn us about dropping Q-tips on the ground cause it was dangerous when they fell. I believed that if i sent enough UPC codes and even a sob-story letter to General Mills Corporate that I would win the Disney vacation sweepstakes or any sweepstakes to be honest with you. Edited March 14, 2019 by Con 1 Quote RSC FILM CLUB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,103 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 I grew up in an all white area, nearest minority of any kind was more than 20 miles away. Grew up quite racist and believed if you weren't white you weren't right. Once I got out in the real world that changed pretty quick. Everyone is capable of being decent or a total jackass. 1 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Lady_A 1,280 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 That life was fair and that good behaviour would always be rewarded while bad behaviour would be punished. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zztop911 1,609 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Trust cops!? 1 Quote I only grow in living soil! Because Fat Buds Matter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurf 947 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 (edited) Believing I could drive from, Jamaica to Miami, FL. In the mean while, my father worked on a ship that sailed the same route. Got into a heated argument at school over it, until the brain had a?moment. Edited March 15, 2019 by Smurf 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurf 947 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 @Jjss924 your magical rock disappeared on you, huh! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jjss924 576 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 @Smurf I left it at my uncle and aunt's house. I tried to explain the importance of it, but wasn't taken seriously. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protocawl 2,971 Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 The older a person, the smarter/more intelligent they are. That makes me laugh out really loud right now. That death is horribly bad, the main source of evil and overall the worst thing that could happen to any living being. LOL All bad people & deeds will be punished. All good people & deeds will be rewarded. Humans are the smartest creatures on Earth and mankind can learn from the mistakes of our past. ... but here's my "favourite": Ultimate life goal has to be to make a fuckload of money to be happy and ditch any interests/hobbies that can't be made into a lot of money easily and safely (anything that's difficult to achieve isn't worth it). Basically, anything that isn't a high-salary executive job or political or desk job is not worth wasting time on and if you don't go to a university, you've failed at life. ..."Excellent" parenting! ? I know what I'd gladly do to anyone who says that to their children or to anyone else for that matter... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schumi6581 833 Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 It wasn't something my parents told me. Except for the whole Saint Nicholas story. Including the often discussed, and racially doubtfull, Black Pete. As a kid I believed that, when I would always do what others wanted (me) to do, I would have friends and, as a result, happiness. That didn't work out well. And it does not turn you in the real you. Finding out who you are, what you want and how you really can be of value to yourself and others is something that isn't limited to childhood by the way....? End of life lesson...... Next class will be about how to make delicious trunk muffins.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piotras 110 Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 When I was a small kid my Mom told me that if I don't remove splinters asap they will get into my bloodstream and kill me by piercing my heart. Each time I got a small splinter in my finger while playing outside I thought I was at the death's door. Don't recommend. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lann 10,838 Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Really young: That everyone around me, like family, turned into bear-monsters when i wasnt around. Young (10-ish) That I could travel the world taking care of myself without any support from grown ups. Teen: I am invincible. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_95973 4,380 Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 @omarcomin71 told me when I first heard the hang up “beep beep beep” on a phone that it meant world war 3 had started. It was during the Cold War. I was real young and believed it. I started crying. Fuckin asshole!! 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omarcomin71 3,837 Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 10 hours ago, pete_95973 said: @omarcomin71 told me when I first heard the hang up “beep beep beep” on a phone that it meant world war 3 had started. It was during the Cold War. I was real young and believed it. I started crying. Fuckin asshole!! To my defense I quickly told him it wasn’t true. I didn’t expect his reaction and did feel bad. Although it was kind of funny ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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