LN-MLB 2,583 Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 "Decent people shouldn't live here. They'd be happier someplace else." - Jack Napier aka the Joker (Jack Nicholson) - Batman, 1989 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rofur 209 Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 (edited) 1) Welcome to the party,pal! - John McClane - Die Hard 2) YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS! - Gandalf The Grey - Fellowship of the Ring Edited May 22, 2014 by Rofur13 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullittblitz 148 Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Eat a bag of shit. Good morning Vietnam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The putnonpain 14 Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Does he look like a bitch. -Pulp fiction 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newyork-nightmare 698 Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 "The Price is Wrong Bitch" when Happy gets into a fight with Bob Barker Happy Gilmore 2 Quote "You have enemies? good, that means you stood up for something in your life" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannabis_80 328 Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 "Think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate doughnut with some of those little sprinkles on top," Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocBrown11 41 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 "Some motherf*ckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill." Blade. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handcuff_charlie 801 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 (edited) Two American masterpieces.... LMAO @ the final line...."it's a league game Smokey" Edited May 27, 2014 by handcuff_charlie 3 Quote "handcuff, should I join XDBX?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morbyd_666 31 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Two from my favorite movie.. Dr. Lecter: Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?Clarice: He said, "I can smell your ****."Dr. Lecter: I see. I, myself, cannot. You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps ... but not today. Jame Gumb: "Wait a minute...was she a great big fat person?"Clarice: "She was a big girl, yes sir." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handcuff_charlie 801 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 If you smoke weed or do any other perception/mind altering drug and you haven't watched...witnessed a David Lynch film...then do yourself a favor and get blazed and watch this movie...it is mind boggling. 1 Quote "handcuff, should I join XDBX?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDX96 241 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 "Surely, you can't be serious." "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley" -Airplane! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rikster 53 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 (edited) Thought i'd give this a little bump with some of my ol' movie fav scenes /quotes At 10 seconds in.. this is probably one of my favourite quotes and just shows how much of a badass jason bourne is ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSomiNeUIfY&index=191&list=PLxXPECJV3Tq91wcWUv_f1_QfrOqqvoqUB At 50 seconds onwards....one word EPIC just epic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJCxgt7Qb6k&index=190&list=PLxXPECJV3Tq91wcWUv_f1_QfrOqqvoqUB " I won't kill you.. but i dont have to save you"... enough said And who can forget this little classic , remember this as a kid. " u aint so bad , u aint so bad , u aint nothin".... wise words against Mr T?? ( i'd say no on that one haha ) Edited October 7, 2014 by The Rikster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailbox_Bomber 182 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 One of a few, but my overall favorite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggy 2,811 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Bridesmaids... because I'm a chick and I love this movie. And, really, no one posted this yet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 745 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" Life Of Brian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanweeeezy 85 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 what did he use for rope? Human hair, from my back. pirates of ze carribean 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torrid 653 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Ok, cheesy movie at times, but I love it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanweeeezy 85 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 "Greetings alannowshutup, keeper of encarta" small soldiers is a banging film Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoggy 378 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 DC and Shortround should appreciate this one Love this film Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beez 5,091 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 From The Right Stuff: Alan Shepard: Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up. Gordon Cooper: I didn't quite copy that. Say again, please. Alan Shepard: I said everything's A-OK. Narrator: There was a demon that lived in the air. They said whoever challenged him would die. Their controls would freeze up, their planes would buffet wildly, and they would disintegrate. The demon lived at Mach 1 on the meter, seven hundred and fifty miles an hour, where the air could no longer move out of the way. He lived behind a barrier through which they said no man could ever pass. They called it the sound barrier. And from Slap Shot: Jim Carr: Hi, Jim Carr again. Denis, I know that some in our audience don't know the finer points of hockey. Could you tell them, for example, what is icing? Denis Lemieux: Well, um, icing happen when the puck come down, bang you know, before the other guys you know. Nobody there, you know. My arm go comme ça then the game stop then start up. Jim Carr: I see. What is high-sticking? Denis Lemieux: High-sticking happen when the guy take the stick, you know, and he go like that [high-sticks Jim Carr] Denis Lemieux: you know. You don't do that. Jim Carr: You don't do that? Denis Lemieux: Oh no, never, never. Jim Carr: Why not? Denis Lemieux: Against the rules. You know, you're stupid when you do that. Just some English pig with no brains, you know. Jim Carr: Uh, what is slashing? Denis Lemieux: Slashing is um, like that [demonstrates on Jim Carr] Denis Lemieux: you know. Jim Carr: Mm-hmm. And there's a penalty for that? Denis Lemieux: Yeah and for the trip also, you know like that [demonstrates] Denis Lemieux: . And for hook like this [demonstrates] Denis Lemieux: . And for spear, you know, like that. [demonstrates] Denis Lemieux: You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes, by yourself, you know and you feel shame, you know. And then you get free. Actually all of Slap Shot is worth quoting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matusware 608 Posted October 9, 2014 Author Share Posted October 9, 2014 SERENITY Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting. Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting". Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die? - Kaylee Frye: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can't *know* that! Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more. - LOCKUP (Snow would be just like me if i were in some rescue mission xD) Emilie Warnock: Who are you? Who sent you? Snow: Your old man did. Emilie Warnock: My dad. What did he say? Snow: Well, I didn't get to meet him personally. He kind of delegated your rescue. He had a big conference on the corn surplus. Emilie Warnock: You're kidding me? Snow: No. No, apparently, we should all be eating more corn. Emilie Warnock: About my father? Snow: Oh, yeah. I made that other bit up. Emilie Warnock: Did he have a message for me? Snow: Yes. You are adopted. - DOOM Pinky: You don't look like a "Mac". Mac: Katsuhiko Kumanosuke Takaashi. Pinky: So, Mac - The Kid: Is it always that rough? Pinky: Believe me, it used to be a lot rougher. There was a time when Ark travel was susceptible to, let's say major turbulence. The Kid: What's he mean? John Grimm: He means he went to one galaxy, his ass went to another. Pinky: Call it a scientific miscalculation. (pinky literally has nothing from veist down) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibsmokin 93 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 I like the way you die boy-Django Unchained. "What happened to that lovely girlfriend of yours?" "Oh she fell off a cliff and died on impact" -Happy Gilmore "My fingers hurt" "what's that?" "My fingers hurt" "well now your backs gonna hurt cause you just pulled landscaping duty" - happy Gilmore. Could quote that whole movie, it's the best. 1 Quote You Want Peace, Prepare For War Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maha 302 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 I could paste here every line from Yoda. ^^ Instead, goes a scene that is deep embedded in my heart from the American series The Office. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matusware 608 Posted October 9, 2014 Author Share Posted October 9, 2014 MAJOR PAYNE [1995] (if i were an somekind of drill instructor in this crew for new members ill be like Major Payne) Major Payne: [on the rained-out obstacle course] Move it, you turds! You'll get no sympathy from me! You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis! You there! Tell Marlee Matlin's son to get across that rope before I hang him with it! --- Cadet Alex Stone: It's slippery! Major Payne: Slippery he say. You think Charlie cares anything about slippery? The only thing he know is to slip your throat. What if this were a life or death situation? Cadet Alex Stone: But it's not a life or death situation. Major Payne: [Pulls out grenade and pulls the pin] It is now. Cadet Alex Stone: Oh come on, it's just a dummy grenade. [Major Payne tosses the grenade into some trees. It explodes and Alex Stone dives into the mud] Major Payne: Who's the dummy now? ---- 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beez 5,091 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 How about Full Metal Jacket Drill instructor "Your face is a modern art masterpiece!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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