JustHatched 12,103 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 I'll ask a Have you ever question, next person answer it (with a story if applicable), then they ask a Have you ever question and so on Have you ever walked into a window because it was just that clean? 1 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja 719 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 I'll ask a Have you ever question, next person ansīwer it (with a story if applicable), then they ask a Have you ever question and so onHave you ever walked into a window because it was just that clean?Yes it was when i moved into the house i live in now. It hurt like hell!!Have you ever have a stare contest with your pet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zmurko 7,622 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 (edited) Not exactly walked into, but more like hit my head really hard against a shop window, trying to get a closer look without realizing there's a glass window there. Have you ever used something other than toilet paper to wipe your arse and what was it? Edit: Looks like Ninja beat me to it. Edited January 10, 2016 by zmurko 1 Quote S U N D A Y R A C I N G L E A G U E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zmurko 7,622 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Yes it was when i moved into the house i live in now. It hurt like hell!! Have you ever have a stare contest with your pet? I might have, can't say I remember though. If I had, it was with my grandparents dog and I definitely won, dog just get annoyed and stark barking when you stare at them for a long time and do nothing else. Have you ever used something other than toilet paper to wipe your arse and what was it? 1 Quote S U N D A Y R A C I N G L E A G U E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truelife98 1,143 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 yes a tshirt while in the woods hunting. why i wore undershirts when hunting. have you ever stolen anything 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,103 Posted January 10, 2016 Author Share Posted January 10, 2016 yes a tshirt while in the woods hunting. why i wore undershirts when hunting. have you ever stolen anything Yeah, I got busted stealing a cassette from Kmart when I was 15, my dad was pissed Have you ever dated a relative by accident? Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wraignbow 719 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 I'm from South Carolina-- but no, never dated a relative. Have you ever said something in public and embarassed yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truelife98 1,143 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 I'm from South Carolina-- but no, never dated a relative. Have you ever said something in public and embarassed yourself? Nothing I can remember I'm sure some time where talking and everyone gets quiet and what I was saying is overheard but nothing I can remember. Have you ever told a serious lie that came back to bite you in the ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortround 1,160 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 (edited) I once let a friend drive my car, which my parents bought me, he then proceeded to roll it on its roof. I phoned the police and reported it stolen and told my parents the same. The truth came out years later and I don't think they ever forgave me for that. Have you ever broken the speed limit, and by how much? Edited January 10, 2016 by shortround Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truelife98 1,143 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 I once let a friend drive my car, which my parents bought me, he then proceed to roll it on its roof. I phoned the police and reported it stolen and told my parents the same. The truth came out years later and I don't think they ever forgave me for that. Have you ever broken the speed limit, and by how much? Always break the speed limit but growing up there was a back road that was wide open we used to always go to to race and what not. Have gone upwards of 120mph on the road it is posted 35mphHave you ever been arrested 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortround 1,160 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 (edited) Yep, several times. Last time was assault. (It's OK though I ended up having my face kicked in ) Have you ever seen a double rainbow? :) Edited January 10, 2016 by shortround 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PapOiteE 465 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Neverrr. Have you ever gone to work / school without brushing your teeth!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,103 Posted January 10, 2016 Author Share Posted January 10, 2016 Neverrr. Have you ever gone to work / school without brushing your teeth!? Yup, sometimes you just don't have time.. Have you ever gotten so drunk you woke up in another town and had no idea where you were? Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb76 3,951 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 No, despite being British I don't drink much. Have you ever been on TV? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fido_le_muet 5,197 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 No, despite being British I don't drink much. Have you ever been on TV? Yes, when I was 14 yo. With my high school, we went on a school trip to Canada. When we came back, a TV crew for the local channel interviewed a few of us. I was sitting next to a friend who got interviewed so my face was on TV. That is all Have you ever been to work completely wasted ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,103 Posted January 10, 2016 Author Share Posted January 10, 2016 Yup, one of the factories I worked at, me and my buds showed up drunk alot of times. Have you ever been had sex in an open field while an airplane circled low overhead watching you? (Not me but I do know someone this happened to) 1 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truelife98 1,143 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Yup, one of the factories I worked at, me and my buds showed up drunk alot of times.Have you ever been had sex in an open field while an airplane circled low overhead watching you? (Not me but I do know someone this happened to) Can't say that I have. Have you ever destroyed anyone's property on purpose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BryannosaurusRex 1,173 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 (edited) Have you ever been had sex in an open field while an airplane circled low overhead watching you? (Not me but I do know someone this happened to)Not quite, but my ex gave me a bj in an orchard, then when we were back at her folks house she realised she had lost a camera I'd just bought her for Christmas, so I spent the next hour or so running up and down miles of rows of apple trees in the dark looking for the damn thing. I did find it though:)Have you ever ran from a restaurant without paying? :edit: beaten to the reply Edited January 10, 2016 by TheBoyBry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,103 Posted January 11, 2016 Author Share Posted January 11, 2016 Can't say that I have. Have you ever destroyed anyone's property on purpose Yeah, a guy screwed me over on some cash I loaned him. When he left for work I hooked my truck to the car he used the money to fix and dragged it to the river... Not quite, but my ex gave me a bj in an orchard, then when we were back at her folks house she realised she had lost a camera I'd just bought her for Christmas, so I spent the next hour or so running up and down miles of rows of apple trees in the dark looking for the damn thing. I did find it though:) Have you ever ran from a restaurant without paying? :edit: beaten to the reply Nope Have you ever been stabbed? 1 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truelife98 1,143 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Yeah, a guy screwed me over on some cash I loaned him. When he left for work I hooked my truck to the car he used the money to fix and dragged it to the river... ;)NopeHave you ever been stabbed? Not stabbed but shortly after getting license gave a friend's friend a ride who ended up pulling a knife on my putting it to my throat and stealing my car. He crashed it a mile up the road in a snowbank and somehow getting outta it it rolled on his leg. When I got picked up we passed him and before cops got there we beat the shit out of him. Cops where cool when asked what happened to him they said he was in a accident. Then he went to prison for awhile convicted of couple felonies he got no special treatment in prison as family members where security guards Have you ever stole from a job 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge 7,248 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 I have. End of story... Do you play a musical instrument? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oMOUSEYo 265 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Currently no, but I did play in high school! Have you ever gotten caught talking behind someone's back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,103 Posted January 11, 2016 Author Share Posted January 11, 2016 Yup, shit happens.. Have you ever seen a ghost? Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge 7,248 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 (edited) I have... I was driving home from work one night, 10 or so years ago. It was late, and was snowing pretty hard. I couldn't see very well. When suddenly, I could've sworn that my mom was standing in front of my car with a shocked look and her arms straight out in front of her, signaling me to stop. Freaked out, I slammed on my brakes and began to slide. The car stopped sideways in the road. When I looked out the window, there was a deer standing in the road. I would've never seen it, or stopped in time. Freaky Night... Edit: I forgot to post a question. Do you like roller coasters? Which is your favorite? Edited January 11, 2016 by Dodge 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,103 Posted January 11, 2016 Author Share Posted January 11, 2016 I have... I was driving home from work one night, 10 or so years ago. It was late, and was snowing pretty hard. I couldn't see very well. When suddenly, I could've sworn that my mom was standing in front of my car with a shocked look and her arms straight out in front of her, signaling me to stop. Freaked out, I slammed on my brakes and began to slide. The car stopped sideways in the road. When I looked out the window, there was a deer standing in the road. I would've never seen it, or stopped in time. Freaky Night... Edit: I forgot to post a question. Do you like roller coasters? Which is your favorite? Wrong kind of question Dodge, this is Have you ever questions 1 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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