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What the best and worst hotel/motel you've stayed at?


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Best for me, Double Tree in Minneapolis, full room service, nice room and I didn't have to pay the bill, I was there for 2 weeks on business and my millionaire boss said he had it covered and spend all I want.


Worst, Pages Motel, they had their own 1 star hooker staff always knocking and asking "can I make some money from you?", hell no. If I were gonna pay for it I think I could spend a bit more for a 2 star hooker at least. Nasty place.

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Best, Holiday Inn Express. Wytheville Virginia. Very clean room, king bed that I could have stayed in the rest of my life. And a smokin hot receptionist !


worst, Best Western Edmunston New Brunswick Canada. Room smelled like dog and cat piss, bed was like cinder blocks, old faded wallpaper... 

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Wow in house hookers. I've been staying at the wrong places.

Best one was probably Hotel Du Vin in Edinburgh. Old cast iron bathtub in the middle of the bedroom. Amazing breakfast and a huge whisky collection.

Worst one I don't even know the name of. It was some cheap ass room with shower in Ibiza, well not really a shower more of a brown trickle the bed was shocking but I was hardly in it anyway. At the time it worked out at about £4 a night which was about all I could afford while trying to find a job on that crazy party island. 

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The best hotel I stayed in was in Agra, India. I don't remember the name, but it was a 5*, only stayed one night. We got it as part of a good package deal for my wife's 40th birthday. The best thing was the breakfast restaurant was on the top floor with a view of the Taj Mahal. The worst was probably one I went to as a teenager with my family in Spain, again I don't remember the name. If you've ever see the sitcom Benidorm it was a bit like the hotel in that. The food was awful, just really bad British food.

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