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If a bear shits in the woods type questions..


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Post stupid questions if you know them like...the ones I list, or feel free to answer any posted...

If a trees falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

If a bear shits in the woods and no one is around to smell it, does it still stink?

or this type of question

Does a one legged duck swim in circles?

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For #1 and 2, I believe it dosen't because it is our reception that converts these into sound and smell. 

ex. Poop gives off particles which is what our nose takes in, sends to our brain which then leads to the sense of smell

ex. Say an piece of ice falls into the Arctic Ocean and no one is around. While it may produce the vibrations, it is up to our ear to take it in, and convert it into sound

 

#3. Don't know much but I'll guess. It'll probably just swim in one direction (without the use of its wings). With the use of one of its wing while paddling with one feet, it can shift the balance, which leads to the motion of circle.

A quadratic function can be written in vertex form:

f(x) = a( x-h )^2 + k          *^2 means squared*

The vertex form is helpful because it tells you the location of the vertex (h,k); (x,y)

 

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Are you walking the dog ?

Or is the dog walking you?

If a bear shits in the woods

Does Donald trump clean up the pile just to make America great again?

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2 hours ago, Sickman said:

If a bear shits in the woods

Does Donald trump clean up the pile just to make America great again?

Nope, but only because his fingers are too short to grab the shit.

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