Protocawl 2,971 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 So @pete_95973 started this off in the chatbox and I think it's an interesting thing to think about... Cats, hyenas and pigs were mentioned. Also otters and a specific dog breed - mini pinscher - were brought up. I'm surprised no-one mentioned camels or asses(pun intended) a.k.a donkeys! Camels keep spitting, looking at folks indifferently while chewing and even ignore people. Donkeys can be stubborn as f***. Also certain types of eagles - "sharing" is definitely not in their vocabulary. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fido_le_muet 5,197 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Tasmanian Devils ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinnaker1981 974 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Yorkshires would be chatty and really eager! they are a handfull when excited, jumping around over everything and bitting whatever they can get their mouths on. Can you imagine if they could talk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_95973 4,380 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Mule's are known to be very stubborn... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuniorChubb 3,359 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Cats... Once they are no longer kittens they just look down on people as servants. 2 Quote Can you smell what the Stone is cooking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Lady_A 1,280 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Male lions. All the bullshit of a cat, now with domestic abuse and infanticide! In fact I bet a male Lion that could talk would sound like the ultimate internet douchebag! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lann 10,838 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 I would not want to hear this bird explaining why it places its own egg in other spieces nest, just so it ones hatched can kick the others out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schumi6581 833 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 The cuckoo. They lay their eggs in the nest of a different type of bird and let the other bird raise their kids.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinnaker1981 974 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Can you imagine if bees could talk? They would most definitely complain about being stolen all the time!!! And cows, what would they say about being stimulated in the tits all the time? And what the hell are the coqs saying at 5am??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schumi6581 833 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Schumi6581 said: The cuckoo. They lay their eggs in the nest of a different type of bird and let the other bird raise their kids.... 10 minutes ago, Lann said: I would not want to hear this bird explaining why it places its own egg in other spieces nest, just so it ones hatched can kick the others out. Hahaha, while I was typing I saw that Lann also replied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato 922 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Honey badgers would have a lot of explaining to do and maybe we could get them some anger management 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zztop911 1,609 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Female Sea Horses are ghetto sluts! They do the dirty deed and leave the male Sea Horse to raise the younguns! Quote I only grow in living soil! Because Fat Buds Matter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford1872 2,580 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 (edited) Anything that feels compelled to throw its own feces at you is pretty high up on the asshole-o-meter and something I wouldn't want to talk to *Also my former cat. Wee guy loved me to bits but he looked at me like he thought the things I did were stupid. 1000 words in 1 expression Edited March 28, 2019 by Crawford1872 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jjss924 576 Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Goats. Stupid, aggressive, usually cock eyed. They're also obnoxious eaters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zztop911 1,609 Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, Jjss924 said: Goats. Stupid, aggressive, usually cock eyed. They're also obnoxious eaters. I don't mind goats. I will put up with their crap for one reason. Texas smoked cabrito is fabulous! Edited March 29, 2019 by zztop911 1 Quote I only grow in living soil! Because Fat Buds Matter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj- 2 Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Hmmm i think maybe tigers bc they are a bit the king of the animals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omarcomin71 3,837 Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 I imagine crows would be a bit on the rude side. They definitely wouldn’t have a problem speaking their minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beez 5,091 Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Any insect or rodent that comes into my house. I didn’t invite them and that is very rude. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zztop911 1,609 Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 (edited) The black cat and the orange cats that keep hanging out around the house. They are just trying to get "some". Yesterday was the breaking point. The black cat started hanging out on my BBQ pit that is next to my kitchen widow. My two female cats hang out there when they want food. I got something for his ass last night at WallyWorld. A little "sting" in his ass will fix his mooching horny ass! Edited March 29, 2019 by zztop911 Quote I only grow in living soil! Because Fat Buds Matter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,103 Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Raccoons - they are already assholes. Can't leave shit outside without it getting broke or stolen. Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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