Xyon14 2,312 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Most of you may not know but about a month ago my husband broke his shoulder at the socket, it was Easter Sunday. He was mountain biking when he thought that a tree would move over but sadly, it didn't. You're probably wondering to yourself, yeah so... well..... May day weekend 2013, he was out on his bike feeling 18, not 46... he decided to try doing jumps, not just the little one but the ones that the kids do... the kids who have no sense or fear... well half way it struck him..something along the line of, "Oh fuck I'm not going to make it, she' going to kill meeeeeeee......." He doesn't remember the rest until the ambulance arriving and they told him they couldn't give him anymore morphine for the pain until he gets to the hospital. He ended up with a broken hip, broken clavicle, broken scapula, 3 broken ribs that punctured his lung, and a very bruised ego. 3 weeks in hospital, a plated shoulder, lots of references to Darth Vader any many promises that he won't do anything silly again......That's what he promised when he broke his back paragliding 5 years before that.....I'll spare you all the details lol. So you probably think I am asking for a new hobby for him, I'm not. He is hopeless, he's now talking about wrestling crocodiles! I am asking for suggestions for me. My hobbies apart from GTA is card making and the most dangerous thing I get with that is a paper cut. I think I would like to try something like a knife throwers assistant or something along that line...... please any ideas are welcome Quote Crew Policies and Vetting Procedure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortround 1,160 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 You could try being a murderous maniac, you seem to enjoy that in game. :-) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortround 1,160 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 And for fucks sake tell dangerous Dave to take up knitting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,103 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Chainsaw Juggling, that is the hobby of all hobbies. 1 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xyon14 2,312 Posted May 21, 2014 Author Share Posted May 21, 2014 And for fucks sake tell dangerous Dave to take up knitting. He would take it to extremes and take an eye out wouldn't he just lol!! Quote Crew Policies and Vetting Procedure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matusware 608 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 i think im wrong person to give any advice cause well my hospital records is almost as big as phonebook (and im not kidding...) and in ER they know me by my name (still not kidding..) so hmmm... how about DYI projects? i mean i build stuff and custom stuff from cars to controllers..its safe....most of the time started building, tinkering and crafting after my last accident just to stop doing other stupid things xD (says a guy who just got himself a licence to drive motorcycles and who has plans to get something fast enough to do something stupid with..) Chainsaw Juggling, that is the hobby of all hobbies. i think hatched has great idea! ...now... where do i get few chainsaws... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newyork-nightmare 698 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 extreme knitting is popular here in NY with guys. Buy him some yarn.. hahaha on a serious note...... Ive been out for 6 months due to a shoulder injury. Hope he is doing ok.. 1 Quote "You have enemies? good, that means you stood up for something in your life" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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