JustHatched 12,103 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Imagine that specific evening you were in that bar, usually drunk or high. Then you saw this beautiful girl/boy and you so badly wanna hook up with the person, and try your best for a top notch pickup line which you till this day regret.... Something in style with... Baby... you sure are special, cuz both of your parents are retarded. or... Lets do some magic, first we make love then you disappear. What was your worst ever? Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullittblitz 148 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, sunny side up or fertilized? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newyork-nightmare 698 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 "My magic watch says your missing your pants, No? Well, It must be 10 minutes fast." 3 Quote "You have enemies? good, that means you stood up for something in your life" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowvan 33 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 * me leaning on fence * girl: hey sweetie, what's your name? me: my name is Jon *fall over fence* girl: well alright then - *walks away* never saw her again 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newyork-nightmare 698 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 maybe she said Bon (short for Bonnie) Quote "You have enemies? good, that means you stood up for something in your life" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matusware 608 Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 this should be fun... "Hi" - my theory is that everything goes to hell when i open my mouth so thats why this is on the list "wanna go fishing or get married?" - she didnt, i said this out of some brainfart impulse.. "is that your boyfriend? no? can i be yours?" - she answered with smile that could melt my heart: No xD We have this thing called finnish small talk - straight to the point without any bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jwkilla99 23 Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 (edited) @ newyork-nightmare : That's priceless. Edited May 13, 2014 by Jwkilla99 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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