Jump to content

Grand Theft Auto Jokes and Roast


Recommended Posts

It's as exactly as the title implies.

-Someone couldn't hit me during pvp and I killed him. I told him to go to the shooting range after that.

-There was an adult man trying to kill me. I killed him over and over, but when he spawned, all I could hear was the voice of a 12 year old.

-I recently moved to Los Santos. On my first day, I had my masters degree in piloting and was killing people in a jet.

-I love running. I was so good, I ran around Los Santos non-stop.

-I'm starting to see God a lot - because I could seem to kill the last 3 people in Los Santos.



A quadratic function can be written in vertex form:

f(x) = a( x-h )^2 + k          *^2 means squared*

The vertex form is helpful because it tells you the location of the vertex (h,k); (x,y)


Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Create New...