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Lols indeed a non motorised bike, or 'fiets' in dutch is mandatory in dutchie land. But I try to use it as less as possible, I prefer my scoobie 🛵😅 

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recently drove one of these, not mine and only drove it for 5 mins, but bloody hell it was nice. Will defo be borrowing it next time my sister goes on holiday.

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@Hurstyou think Alfas are immune from the BTEC Corsa treatment? Think again cause I've just seen this thing on Facebook lol

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No, I didn't misspell Salad 

Vauxhall Corsa D (dead)

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15 minutes ago, Aslad said:

@Hurstyou think Alfas are immune from the BTEC Corsa treatment? Think again cause I've just seen this thing on Facebook lol

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Well, the only good thing about this is the "spoiler" I think all mitos should have that lip.

But what the hell have they done? b*stard!

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2 minutes ago, CatManDoza said:

No hurst, just no.

This is the version I wish they'd made of my car:

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I know, Catman I know. It's ok, my car will never get that ugly. I'm actually looking at parts online now. It needs some bits to make it pretty again! I've neglected the poor thing this winter!

Is that the Nismo? My neighbour has the Juke Nismo RS, its pretty quick but FUGLY.

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They never did a qashqai nismo, it was a one off model. It hit 200mph apparently.

I need to sort mine out, big Nigel has also been neglected. Still looking for a drivers door some wankstain in a fiat 500 hit and drove off. Then it will look pretty again

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17 minutes ago, CatManDoza said:

They never did a qashqai nismo, it was a one off model. It hit 200mph apparently.

I need to sort mine out, big Nigel has also been neglected. Still looking for a drivers door some wankstain in a fiat 500 hit and drove off. Then it will look pretty again

Corrr a 200mph Qashqai that's mental. The only Nissan I'll get and my girlfriend REAAAALLY wants me to get is a GTR. It's the only "supercar" she'll allow me to get. Heck, I'll drive one.

Have you noticed that all 500 drivers are bad?

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Anyone that drives one I now instantly hate. 

If you can cause 1500 quid worth of damage and just drive off, you're a hateful hateful person and should be fed to the honey badgers

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25 minutes ago, CatManDoza said:

Anyone that drives one I now instantly hate. 

If you can cause 1500 quid worth of damage and just drive off, you're a hateful hateful person and should be fed to the honey badgers

They’re wankers, mate. But they’re mostly driven by crumpet so I can’t complain.

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2 hours ago, CatManDoza said:

Anyone that drives one I now instantly hate. 

If you can cause 1500 quid worth of damage and just drive off, you're a hateful hateful person and should be fed to the honey badgers

Probably a 17 year old girl on her phone who didnt even notice

No, I didn't misspell Salad 

Vauxhall Corsa D (dead)

Hyundai Coupe TSIII Fanclub

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9 minutes ago, Aslad said:

Probably a 17 year old girl on her phone who didnt even notice

It was on the pub car park, so alcohol was probably involved

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We've added a Ford F150 to our stable. Well, it's the 14 year old kids truck, he got a deal on it. I hate Fords, I don't wanna work on a Ford and I don't wanna help him work on a Ford. But since I am Dad what choice do I have.....

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The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it.

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7 hours ago, Hatch said:

We've added a Ford F150 to our stable. Well, it's the 14 year old kids truck, he got a deal on it. I hate Fords, I don't wanna work on a Ford and I don't wanna help him work on a Ford. But since I am Dad what choice do I have.....

My son is 14, I can’t imagine him working on a truck... he has only just mastered making a sandwich.

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Can you smell what the Stone is cooking?

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7 minutes ago, JuniorChubb said:

My son is 14, I can’t imagine him working on a truck... he has only just mastered making a sandwich.

He's 14? Wow you must be older than I thought, Chubb!

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2 minutes ago, Hurst said:

He's 14? Wow you must be older than I thought, Chubb!

I am a lot older than any of you could even fathom!

Can you smell what the Stone is cooking?

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4 minutes ago, JuniorChubb said:

I am a lot older than any of you could even fathom!

I honestly thought you were early 30s and Bing was about 8...

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3 minutes ago, Hurst said:

I honestly thought you were early 30s and Bing was about 8...

I could be in my thirties and Bing could still be 14... remember in Essex there are many many teenage parents, even if I was mid twenties.

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But I’m not in Essex and I am 43.

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3 minutes ago, Hurst said:

I honestly thought you were early 30s and Bing was about 8...

No, thats me. Except not bing.....obviously

yes you are @JuniorChubb Greater London does not exclude you from essex!!!

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5 minutes ago, CatManDoza said:

No, thats me. Except not bing.....obviously

yes you are @JuniorChubb Greater London does not exclude you from essex!!!

Once an Essex boi, always an Essex boi.

5 minutes ago, JuniorChubb said:

I could be in my thirties and Bing could still be 14... remember in Essex there are many many teenage parents, even if I was mid twenties.

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But I’m not in Essex and I am 43.

Hahaha!! 

43? Wow you sound younger. 

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Mid twenties Chubb? positivley a grandad. 21 and BOOM! I'll still be young enough to go legally drinking with Jack

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