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Lets gather around this here Mount Chiliad camp fire, and come tell of your epic Heist stories moments in time, whether be it the good, the bad or the down right ugly.  :D  :o  :huh:  :angry:  :smiley-shocked003:  :smiley-angry032:  B) 

 

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I remember that one time, where we almost made it till the end of the final Pacific Job heist after trying 5 (or more?) times.. and I decided to jump off of a cliff without my parachute (it worked before.. excuses excuses) :lol:

 

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Only did the first heist on both consoles last night... but during the hacking and drilling, I think I dropped the word "butt fucker" about 100 times.  I'm sure more interesting stories will come out of heists as I progress through the more difficult ones.  :lol:

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Had this Here posted 5 days prior to the Heist event. Everyone joining in to tell how eager they are to participate. Gathering the Team and all should be ready.

Saturday arrives and I'm excited. it's 10:00 GMT and I'm hurrying my lunch with GF so that I can make to do the Heists with whole team. There are couple obstacles and I'm checkking the Shoutbox half of the Team already doing the Heists. I'm thinking this is good. Maybe they will not finish in time and I can arrive 10 minutes late.

 

Finally logging in 20min late to find out some of the guys are still doing Heist with their group and some others are not online. Well no problem I have my friend online to replace one of the missing team mates. Didn't prepare for 2 members missing. Well shouldn't be a problem only one player missing with my friend filling up the other missing team member. 2 hours later the Fleeca is done but still missing player.The last crew member leaves. Well at this point it doesn't matter I'll just ask from the Shoutbox for fellow crew members to join. After 1 and half hour of waiting and shouting in shoutbox the 4 members are there. The prison break goes smoothly as ever (less than 25mins with all the setups). And the group falls apart. OK no problem Lester hasn't called. we are waiting and waiting. Maybe one survival while waiting the call and getting the last player. coming out of survival and now we have 5 players. sorting things out and we decide to do Lab Setups while I am waiting for the call. After the setup mission the team falls 1 member short again. 

 

Lots of trying to find a last 4th member. Two times it happens we suddenly get two guys saying they will both join at the same time. 

- Ok guys whoever gets in first gets the position. :D

Full Team ready to do Lab when one member says I'll just be here for the couple setups. Quick u-turn and asking the other guy who left to return. He's not because he just joined other crew Heist group.  Lot's of DC's and Launching errors and finally 4 members ready to do the Lab Setups. After every setup team falls apart and time passes trying to find the 4th member who would have a headset or Skype. 

 

Finally manage to enter the Delivery EMP mission and HUD is not loading. Thank god we have Rudyred-kd who can drive to the cottage without map or guidance. we arrive and the insurgent has not spawned. We try to kill each other to get the Mission restart. Infinite life's. FML.

so far 12 hours passed since the beginning of doing Heists. We managed to do Fleeca, Prison break and 3 Humane Lab setups. The Heists and Setups have gone smoothly but the time has been wasted looking for the rest 2 crew members to complete the 4 man team. Last 3 Hours we missed only 1 crew member with Mic. 

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Jesse and I were doing the final heist with 2 randoms and we finally pulled of the job and we are about to exit the building aaaannnnndddddddd..... Someone gets disconnected. Game over. Had to replay the whole thing from the start.

The first night they were out we got up to the second mission, had a full team and everything and tried for almost 2 hours trying to connect them. Kept getting every error message under the sun, session full, rejected invitation, disconnections after they have joined.. To be fair, it was to be expected on the release but it doesn't make it any less frustrating.

Also had the fun of experiencing that one idiot running ahead only to keep dying... All part of the experience of playing with randoms :P

For the prison heist, trying to escape the prison was fairly difficult. After several attempts, we finally met up with the plane and all of us got on. We tried to take off but just before we got up we collided with a swat car... Mission failed :P

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I remember that one time, where we almost made it till the end of the final Pacific Job heist after trying 5 (or more?) times.. and I decided to jump off of a cliff without my parachute (it worked before.. excuses excuses) :lol:

 

Looks like me last night! With most spectating, I fell off a cliff with seconds left of a death match. Dammit!

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Completed the last heist last night.

 

They were fun and certainly a bigger challenge than I expected. So many fails, but patience paid off in the end.

 

IMO, heists are exactly what contact missions should have been - tough jobs that require teamwork, communication, skill and a bit of luck (also cannot be farmed solo).

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After a good run on fleeca, prison and human lab with some crew menbers, on sunday i went for funding heist but could not get any crew member (my fault realy i could use the shoutbox).

After about 15 min waiting got invite from a random and i accepted……ohh boy i was part of flight team to land on yacht and get the coke not blowing apart the yacht

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Last night on pacific standard finally we were all going for mastermind after inside of the bank was done i was trying to put on my helmet before we went outside and some way not only ended up with a grenade launcher but also fired it sending my body across the bank. I somehow survived with a sliver if health left armored up ate snacks and we all got paid. Was definetly a scary moment though

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Last night on pacific standard finally we were all going for mastermind after inside of the bank was done i was trying to put on my helmet before we went outside and some way not only ended up with a grenade launcher but also fired it sending my body across the bank. I somehow survived with a sliver if health left armored up ate snacks and we all got paid. Was definetly a scary moment though

 

I wish I would have saved that clip.  I have the one where you flew into the air in the police boat, but didn't fall out.  

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I've done all of them and what a nightmare they are.

 

I did them with Nicola, Marcus and somebody else and we really struggled with the Prison finale. For some reason we just couldn't do it.

 

I've also been joining random Fleeca ones with people. It took 22 minutes the other day to do the finale.

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Here's a "horror story", Jag, Torrid, Crunchy, and I were doing the prison break aND we escaped and had the mission almost done. Then, as we parachuted out of the plane, I parachuted smack dab into the middle of the cliff and killed myself lol

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Here's a "horror story", Jag, Torrid, Crunchy, and I were doing the prison break aND we escaped and had the mission almost done. Then, as we parachuted out of the plane, I parachuted smack dab into the middle of the cliff and killed myself lol

That's as bad as someone walking into the tail rotor on the beach!

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Prison Bus setup...

 

I was driving grjkie and Bump around in my Kuruma.  I parked in the bushes to be all sneaky so the cops wouldn't find my hot pink Kuruma.  Right when I lost the stars, I floored it on to the train tracks not thinking of possible consequences.  I looked to my left to see a train speeding towards us.  We almost got t-boned by the train.  The panic... had that train actually hit and killed us, I think those guys would have hated me for about a week or two.   :lol:

 

I tried to save the video clip, but it didn't save properly for some reason.   :(

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I achieved Criminal Mastermind not too long ago. It was easy peasy except with time appointments-by the time everyone else was ready to go the time over here would be past 10pm; slowly eating away at my bedtime, luckily it was summer.

Close calls: There were times where I barely beat the heist/setup with only a tiny bar of health

Horror: On a silent night, a boy joined a setup, not knowing about what was lurking in the future. He joined a random job only to help those who struggle. Everything was running smooth, everyone was blasting away at NPCs fulfilling their part of the role. As the pilot got in the plane and flew off, we were left to dispose of the remaining NPCs. As the last NPC fell to the ground, his SMG banging on the hot, dry sand, we waited. The boy and the others waited silently for the pilot to deliver the plane, but then,

"KABOOM!"

"xxx destroyed the plane"

"xxx committed suicide"

The boy looked at the screen with a blank face while the others probably throwing their controllers out the window. As the screen displays the voting screen, struggling to contain his anger....

"DOUUNG, DOUNNNG, DOUNNNNNG!"

He immediately left the job.

Glory Moments: I helped others-end of story.

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Pacific standard finale. Team managed to beach the boat... twice.

Deliver EMP, random kept driving the insurgent straight to the checkpoint and alerting the guards again and again and again and... you get my drift.

Rescuing Avi, team member manages to land his jetski into the boat which subsequently catches fire and explodes. Team managed to jump ship in time but Avi, well he was toast.

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Pacific standard finale. Team managed to beach the boat... twice.

Deliver EMP, random kept driving the insurgent straight to the checkpoint and alerting the guards again and again and again and... you get my drift.

Rescuing Avi, team member manages to land his jetski into the boat which subsequently catches fire and explodes. Team managed to jump ship in time but Avi, well he was toast.

 

if you don't happen to be part of the angry team, that sounds really really funny (the avi part)  :-) made me laugh thanks-

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Last night Prison Break finale. I'm flying the plane while Candy has the helicopter. After ditching the enemy jets, i land on Sandy Shores, people get in the plane and I take off. All smooth, until I see a rocket coming out from nowhere hitting the plane's wing. Everyone's heart stops for a moment, but it was just a case of friendly fire and the plane took no damage. This was all much scarier since it's a CMM attempt.

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Nehelius, I was just keeping everyone on their toes.

 

 

I never realised the police car was so close to you. I panicked as well when I realised

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Have died numerous times in prison break heist getting into the plane and having someone shoot a helicopter out of they sky and land on us. Has happened at least 3 times

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the crew that completed master mind last night :D my bank balance never looked soo sexy

 

thank you Candy and Nehelius and a masssive thanks you too Proto who went thru all the ups and downs even though he had previously completed master mind  

 

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